Safe Bee Removal, Hive Care & Honey — done right.
Helping homeowners and farmers protect bees while solving real problems. We humanely relocate every colony — no pesticides, no shortcuts.
- 200+
- Hives Rescued
- 100%
- Humane Removal
- 6yrs
- Hands-on Experience
What we do
Care for the colony, care for the land.
Four core services covering every stage of a healthy hive — from a panicked phone call to a thriving managed apiary.
Bee Removal & Rescue
Live, humane removal of swarms and established colonies from walls, eaves, sheds, and trees.
Learn moreHive Inspection
Comprehensive health assessments — brood pattern, mite load, queen status, and nutrition.
Learn moreHive Maintenance
Seasonal care, mite treatments, splits, requeening, and winterization for thriving colonies.
Learn moreHive Leasing for Farmers
Boost orchard and crop yields with managed pollination from our healthy local hives.
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Why Spoiled Brat Bees
Bees are partners, not pests.
We bring a decade of hands-on apiary work to every call — backed by genuine Texas warmth and the conviction that pollinators deserve protection.
Humane relocation
Every colony is relocated alive — never exterminated. We treat bees as partners.
Licensed & insured
Fully credentialed in Texas with liability coverage so your property is protected.
Supports agriculture
Our managed hives help local farmers and orchards thrive through better pollination.
Hands-on experience
A decade in the field — from backyard swarms to commercial cut-outs and queen rearing.
How it works
From panic to peaceful — in four steps.
Book an Inspection
Tell us what you're seeing — a quick call or form gets us on site fast.
We Locate the Hive
Thermal imaging and field experience pinpoint the colony, even in walls.
Safe Removal
Live extraction with care for the queen, the brood, and your property.
Relocation & Care
Bees get a new sanctuary home and ongoing maintenance — on us.
From our hives
Honey & goods, made by bees.
Raw Texas Honey – 8oz Jar
100% natural, raw and unfiltered Texas honey — straight from our family apiary. 8oz / 226.7g jar.
3 scentsBeeswax Lip Balm
All-natural beeswax lip balm — shea butter, sweet almond oil, and natural beeswax. 0.5 oz tin.
2 scentsBeeswax Lotion Bar
All-natural beeswax lotion bar — coconut oil, shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and vitamin E.
Beekeeping supplies
More than honey — everything for your hive.
Wooden hive boxes, nuc kits, frames, foundation, bottom boards and covers — built so Texas beekeepers can start strong and keep going.
Service area
Proudly serving 13 Central Texas counties.
From the Hill Country to the Big Country — Spoiled Brat Bees responds to bee removal, hive care, leasing, and supply requests across this region. Not sure if you're in our area? Give us a call and we'll let you know.
- Brown County
- Calhoun County
- Callahan County
- Coleman County
- Comanche County
- Eastland County
- Erath County
- Hamilton County
- Lampasas County
- Llano County
- McCulloch County
- San Saba County
- Taylor County
Don't panic
Have bees on your property? We'll handle it safely.
Same-day quotes for most of Central Texas. No pesticides, no surprises — just a calm, professional removal.
Kind words
Trusted across the Texas Hill Country.
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"Philip of Spoiled Brat Bees LLC has been awesome in my dealings with him. He has gone above and beyond the call of duty in setting up the AG Lease for our 10 acre farm. I'm also learning a lot from him. Can't wait to get moved out there so I can learn even more from him hands on while he's tending to the AG Lease Bees so I can do my own beekeeping next year. I would highly recommend Spoiled Brat Bees LLC."
"I wholeheartedly recommend this exceptional team for their outstanding service! They expertly rescued the bees and extracted my honey with utmost care, putting my fears at ease. Their professionalism, combined with their friendly and courteous demeanour, made the entire experience truly exceptional. I'm thoroughly impressed and grateful for their services. I will undoubtedly be using them again in the future!"
"Philip showed up the same day for a swarm in our pecan tree. Calm, knowledgeable, and gone in under an hour with every bee safely relocated. Couldn't ask for better."
"We had bees in the soffit of our barn for two seasons. Spoiled Brat Bees did a clean cut-out, patched everything back, and left no mess. Highly recommend."
"The raw honey is unreal — floral, smooth, and you can tell it's straight from the hive. Our whole family is hooked."
"Leased two hives for our orchard last spring. Yields jumped noticeably and Philip kept us in the loop the whole season."
"Professional from start to finish. Took time to answer all my beginner questions and even gave me tips for starting my own hive next year."
"The lotion bars are a household staple now. My wife loves the Pear Prosecco scent and the lip balms are the best I've tried."
"Quick response, fair price, and they actually care about the bees. That mattered to us."
"We've used a few beekeepers over the years — none came close to the care and follow-up Philip provided. Will only call Spoiled Brat Bees from now on."