Safe Bee Removal, Hive Care & Honey — done right.
Helping homeowners and farmers protect bees while solving real problems. We humanely relocate every colony — no pesticides, no shortcuts.
- 500+
- Hives Rescued
- 100%
- Humane Removal
- 10yrs
- Hands-on Experience
What we do
Care for the colony, care for the land.
Four core services covering every stage of a healthy hive — from a panicked phone call to a thriving managed apiary.
Bee Removal & Rescue
Live, humane removal of swarms and established colonies from walls, eaves, sheds, and trees.
Learn moreHive Inspection
Comprehensive health assessments — brood pattern, mite load, queen status, and nutrition.
Learn moreHive Maintenance
Seasonal care, mite treatments, splits, requeening, and winterization for thriving colonies.
Learn moreHive Leasing for Farmers
Boost orchard and crop yields with managed pollination from our healthy local hives.
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Why Spoiled Brat Bees
Bees are partners, not pests.
We bring a decade of hands-on apiary work to every call — backed by genuine Texas warmth and the conviction that pollinators deserve protection.
Humane relocation
Every colony is relocated alive — never exterminated. We treat bees as partners.
Licensed & insured
Fully credentialed in Texas with liability coverage so your property is protected.
Supports agriculture
Our managed hives help local farmers and orchards thrive through better pollination.
Hands-on experience
A decade in the field — from backyard swarms to commercial cut-outs and queen rearing.
How it works
From panic to peaceful — in four steps.
Book an Inspection
Tell us what you're seeing — a quick call or form gets us on site fast.
We Locate the Hive
Thermal imaging and field experience pinpoint the colony, even in walls.
Safe Removal
Live extraction with care for the queen, the brood, and your property.
Relocation & Care
Bees get a new sanctuary home and ongoing maintenance — on us.
From our hives
Honey & goods, made by bees.
Raw Honey
100% natural, unfiltered, straight from the hive — 8oz jars.
Coming SoonBeeswax Blocks
Pure, food-grade beeswax for candles, balms, and wraps.
Coming SoonBeekeeping Supplies
Tools and starter kits curated for new and seasoned beekeepers.
Don't panic
Have bees on your property? We'll handle it safely.
Same-day quotes for most of Central Texas. No pesticides, no surprises — just a calm, professional removal.
Kind words
Trusted across the Texas Hill Country.
"They removed a massive colony from inside our wall without harming a single bee. Professional, calm, and clearly love what they do."
"Our peach orchard yields jumped after leasing hives from Spoiled Brat. They feel like part of the farm now."
"Honest, knowledgeable, and the raw honey is the best we've ever tasted. Highly recommend to anyone in Central Texas."